venus

i am a stupid, stupid man.

but i guess most men are huh. i mean, nevermind the reason as to why i think i'm stupid. that's a justification that will probably change from this hour to the next. but in the grand scheme of things, why are men so fucking dumb. what makes us immune to common sense? this isn't to say that women have all their pigeons on the telephone line either, but when it comes to certain issues, it's just that men aren't that bright. no, i take that back. men are bright on everything - except women. and that's only because women are difficult to figure out.

and there we go, epiphany for the day. nothing long or drawn out. and i don't care if you think i'm generalizing or not. i am. let's save yourself an argument. after spending the last year with 6th graders, i think i can say it just as my young men put it, "girls are dumb mr. wilborn". there ya go guys. and we're dumb for trying to figure out the dumbness.

you think i'm trippin? huh??! then you go and try to figure out a man that's trying to figure out a woman. how about that.

again, this isn't necessarily saying anything about why i'm dumb, i'm just making a valid line of reasoning here. i tend to over-analyze situations. and if you think i'm talking about you in particular, i am. yes you. don't say "he's not talking about me". no heffa, i'm talking directly to you. you. you. you. you. you.

i will drive myself absolutely crazy trying to figure out the intricacies in your head. but i can't stop doing it because i am a stupid, stupid man. stupid for trying. stupid for failing. and stupid for acknowledging that i'm stupid and being content with such for the sake of understanding i will never attain.

(inhale)

there! if this blogging isn't good for anything but a pseudo venting session, then that's fine by me. if anyone else needs to let a little something out, help yourself to a comment below.

have a nice day.