return of the titties

if you find that title offensive, don't read any more, because i'm sure the rest will offend you too. but as i have been enduring my tenure in new york, i started to think that there were no sexy people here. and by this, i was very puzzled because i distinctly remember there being loads of sexy people up here when i first got here. then, this week, the heat wave came. yesterday it was 72 degrees. today it's in the high 60's. and just like that, coats came off, pants came off, gloves and hats were left at home, scarfs were thrown away. skin is showing. i walk outside now and i see legs and thighs. i see miniskirts and sandals. i see the haltertops and the low cut blouses. the cleavage is overwhelming. and i don't think new york women believe in bras and panties. in the last 24 hours, i've seen more nipples than a hungry infant.

amd where i'm sure that there is a place to discuss the moral standings of this, i dare not let that place be here.

so it's fine. ladies let your breast shine. let them bask in the beauty that is rightfully theirs. don't thiey deserve it. your sex appeal has hibernated over the course of the last 5 months, soak up the sun. enjoy the heat. and if you feel that people are staring at you, they are. live it up.